DGGBA stands for dave gulbis gives bad advice. thank you for helping make this blog [well, technically the myspace blog this started on] the number one result for a google search of DGGBA (if you did in fact have anything to do with that). apparently DGGBA also exists in other languages too. who knew?
Dear DGGBA,
I'm moving across the country and the advice my father gave me was to "burn bridges and fuck bitches." This sounds like either the best or worst advice a father has given his son. Opinion?
sweet love and stank kisses,
dan
P.S. Fuck you. Your place or mine?
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dear dan,
Opinion? You bet! I think your father needs to stop using the b-word (b-word being "bitches"). "Bitches" have feelings too, and I'm sure your dad would be offended if i started referring to him as a "shit-eating leg humper with a dick that looks like melted lipstick."
That said, i think he's right. fuck 'em all and let god sort it out.
heart - dave
p.s. - mine. obviously. you live across the country.
heart (again) - dave
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