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DGGBA stands for dave gulbis gives bad advice. dave gulbis also makes shelves that may or may not be earthquake safe. inquire for rates.

Two more short ones for you. Ha! That's what she said!

SEXUAL HARASSMENT THURSDAY

Dear Dave,
Why am I such a crackhead-ho?
Sincerely,
Dave's mom
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Dear Dave's mom,
These are hard times we live in. I say do what makes you happy, and if being a crackhead-ho makes you happy, then pass the rock, little lady. Pass the rock.

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dearest dave,
did you know that Nerds Rope (the candy) rules? if not you better fucking find out.
<34eva (gross)
T
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Dear T,
Of course I knew - I know everything, no duh! And bee tea dubs, Dave Gulbis gives bad advice - he doesn't receive unsolicited candy recommendations. Thanks for your letter.

heart - dave