DGGBA: "answers"

DGGBA stands for dave gulbis gives bad advice. DGTBA stands for dave gulbis takes bad advice, but is more commonly referred to as "last weekend."

Since these are both so short I'm doing two. Twofer Friday! Whoo!

Dear Dave,
I feel put upon by socialization. How does one go about becoming hermit?
Thanks
T
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Dear T,
Become an advice columnist.
heart - dave


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Dear Dave,
why is my rabbit eating cat nip and loving it? i need answers damnit.
T [a different T then above]
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Dear a different T then above,
Why be so quick to judge? Maybe you should follow after your open-minded, non-conformist rabbit and try some cat nip yourself. I imagine you'll get plenty of "answers," but I'd make sure and clear your weekend before hand. You don't want to show up at work high on the nip, or you might wind up with a regrettable nickname (like, oh, i don't know, "dave the guy who came into work high and spent 2 and a half hours trying to lick his own balls." just as an example) and have to change jobs and move to the city.

heart - dave