DGGBA stands for dave gulbis gives bad advice. dave gulbis also has weird people hanging out on his stoop. who wants to advise me on THAT one?
dear dave,
All I want to do is snort adderol and pick peeling paint. Like, that's my idea of a decent day. Will I ever love again?
Best,
Wishes
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dear wishes,
if alcoholic pop-stars and really obnoxious cartoon cats have taught me anything, it's that opposites attract, so i recommend dating a straight-edge painter.
heart - dave
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