Friday, December 28, 2007

DGGBA: feels like a onefer

DGGBA stands for dave gulbis gives bad advice. As the below may prove, dave gulbis gives much worse advice when he takes a break from giving advice (DGGMWAWHTABFGA).

Technically this is a twofer friday although it barely feels like a onefer.

Dear Dave,
Now what?
Love,
Liz
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Dear Liz,
Now buttons!
heart - dave


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Additionally, dear Dave,
Why, when I was nosing around for sad music, did you never recommend Smog? it's perfect!
So long!
- Liz
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Dear Liz,
Smog is a problem in a number of cities and continues to harm human health.[1] Ground-level ozone, sulfur dioxide, nitrogen dioxide and carbon monoxide are especially harmful for senior citizens, children, and people with heart and lung conditions such as emphysema, bronchitis, and asthma[2]. It can inflame breathing passages, decreasing the lungs' working capacity, and causing shortness of breath, pain when inhaling deeply, wheezing, and coughing. It can cause eye and nose irritation and it dries out the protective membranes of the nose and throat and interferes with the body's ability to fight infection, increasing susceptibility to illness. Hospital admissions and respiratory deaths often increase during periods when ozone levels are high [3].
Plus you asked me for happy music and I think Irma Thomas is way happier than Smog.

heart - dave

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