DGGBA stands for dave gulbis gives bad advice. GDGMFGBA stands for give dave gulbis money for giving bad advice. DHYB = don't hold your breath. S = sigh.
Dearest Dave,
I frequently find my sunday afternoons spent alone with no music, friends or liquor. All the other days are so easy to fill, but where can I get my kind of happiness on a day commandeered by the lord?
Cordially Yours,
Kate "snap infraction" Dunphy
Ps. Who would win in a fight - Hall or Oates?
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Dear Kate "dance gauntlet" Dunphy,
I am SO GLAD YOU ASKED!
[topical reference to a show that is already over]
Of course, Sadie's Second Sunday is only really available one sunday out of the month, so here are some other suggestions for the other sundays in the month:
- Giving blood is important, more so now then ever before. Find out where your nearest donation center is at giveblood.com.
- MARSHMELLOW FIGHT!
- Your local homeless shelter is likely understaffed and under-funded. Volunteering is a great way to feel better about yourself and help make a difference in your community.
- TWINKIE FIGHT!!!!!!!!
- Our nation's elderly need our help as well. Inquire with your local, um, old person place and see if you can read to them. An hour can make someone's day.
- NAKED PILLOW FIGHT!!!!! WITH TWINKIES!!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!
Thanks for your letter, Kate, hope my advice helped fill your schedule with possibility.
heart - dave
p.s. - In the fight of mustache vs. no mustache, i tend to vote mustache. i'm not sure which of Hall & Oates has a mustache, but my money's on them, in the fourth round.
heart (again) - dave
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